- Also Known as: Sting, Real Estate Steve, The Icon, Blade Runner Flash, The Crow, Heath Ledger
 The Early Years
Steve's career was off to an auspicious start as part of the Blade Runners. This team consisted of Steve and his partner, Ultimus "Warrior" Warrior; they met in a California gym and instantly bonded over their love of facepaint and squats.
 The Prime of his Career
After dicking around in territories, Steve changed his name to Sting and went to WCW. Here he was a headliner, and would have many great matches with many great workers. Notable opponents included Ric Flair and his Four Horsemen, (Big Van) Vader, the Great MUTA (back when he had hair), Terry Funk, the nWo, and...Vampiro, I guess. He was also the most gullible face in history, being duped time and time again by heels of varying reliability - they would all end up betraying him in the end, however.
 The Retirement Years
Sensing his wrestling career was coming to a close, Steve hung up his boots and moved to Florida. Here, he sells real estate while also making charity appearances at a local indie promotion. May or may not still wear facepaint in public.
 Move Set
- Scorpion Deathlock
- Scorpion Deathdrop
- Stinger Splash
- Other Moves
- Changing from outdated gimmicks to barely relevant gimmicks
 Championships Held
- ...hell, what belt HASN'T he held?
- A belt from a successful company?