Shotgun

Shotgun is a drinking game where one drinks large amounts of beer through a punched hole in the bottom of a beer can. This game is used to achieve speedy inebriation with little beer.

Materials

• Canned beer
• A pointy object

Procedure

1. Hold the can horizontally in your non-dominant hand
2. Take your pointy object and make a fair sized hole (1/8th of an inch should do) near the base of the can (see pic).
3. Put your mouth on the hole you made and bring the can and your face back to its normal position staring straight ahead. The top of the can should be vertical at this point.
4. Pop the top of the can
5. Drink all the beer in one go
6. Repeat as necessary
7. Get naked
8.  ?
9. Profit!

Torpedo

Torpedo (also called Strawpedo) is the bottled beer variant of shotgun.

Materials

• Bottled Beer
• 1 bendy straw
• Thirst

Procedure

1. Open beer
2. Bend straw
3. Place long end of straw in beer letting the short end drape over the edge of the bottle
4. Wrap your hand around the top of the bottle holding the straw to the neck without pinching it shut.
5. Open your throat as wide as you can get it. Pretend like you're about to swallow a whole pear.
6. Dump the bottle down your gullet. Be prepared because it will all spill out immediately.
7. Repeat until shitfaced.