Randy Orton

Randy Orton

THE VOICES SAY I NEED MORE HEADLOCKS

Also Known as: The Viper, The Legend Killer, The Apex Predator, Blandy Boreton

Randy "Headlock" Orton is proof that, while WWEPG maintains a parent-child viewing program, it is perfectly normal to allow a schizophrenic to compete in the ring. As Randy got on in years, he began hearing voices in his head. They counseled him, they understood, they talked to him.... THEY TALKED TO HIIIIIIIIIIIM.

No one knows exactly what the voices tell him to do, but so far it has involved him beating the living crap out of the owner of the company, the son of the owner of the company, the daughter of the owner of the company, and the son-in-law of the owner of the company.

Randy is still employed.

Randy is currently the King of /wooo/. And he'll go to the papers if he has to.

Move Set

• Finishers
  • RKO (an elevated flying headlock)
• Signatures
  • Several Headlock Variations
    • Spinning Headlock
    • Vertical Headlock
    • German Headlock
    • STH (Step Through Headlock)
  • Running punt (R U OK?)
  • Rope hung DDT (KROKKO)
  • Dislocate shoulder
  • Make strained faces
• Other Moves
  • Punting people into next Thursday.
  • Going to the papers if he has to.

Championships Held

• WWE World Heavyweight Championship
• WWE Championship
• WWE World Tag Team Championships
• WWE Intercontinental Championship