Triple H, or Hunter Hearst Helmsley (if you're not into the whole brevity thing), is a 13-time WWE World Champion. In a completely unrelated coincidence, he is also married to the Boss's daughter. Like pretty much every wrestler ever, /wooo/ can't decide if they love him or hate him. Triple H only cares about whether or not he is "fucking going over" cleanly in his match. William Regal once mispronounced his name as "Haitch," creating a new name for the King of Burying.
Triple H is also known to steal buses full of children and is a connoisseur of pickles.
 Haitch Combo
The Haitch Combo is almost universally considered unfunny, as all memes are. While there is always potential for hilarity in the Haitch Combo's classic setup/punch line comedy it is rarely if ever funny.
 Move Set
- Pedigree (double underhook facebuster. The strength used is enough to force the recipient six feet underground.)
- Fukken buried (Knee Facebuster, signals the end of a match, evokes feelings of rage in smarks everywhere)
- Justified burial (uses one of the above to seriously bury someone who deserves it.)
- Unjustified burial (see above, except they didn't deserve it.)
 Favored weapons
Haitch prefers blunt weapons, and has trained for years in combat with hammers. His trusty companion the Sledgehammer, he even has an engraved version that is surging with lightning. he uses it to launch jobbers into the cheap seats. He occasionally uses a shovel, but makes sure the blade is not sharp.
- Sledgehammer ("Thor")
- Shovel ("Betsy")
- Politics (unconfirmed)