Crackhead

A crackhead is someone who is constantly searching for a "dope-like" high. They typically have been to jail numerous times in their lives, and should be homeless to fit the criteria of being a real crackhead. Being a crackhead doesn't mean you smoke crack, you COULD be considered a crackhead if you meet any of the following criteria.

• You know people who strip houses for copper to sell at the scrap yard.
• You have seriously considered stripping a house for copper to sell at the scrap yard.
• You have actually stripped a house for copper and sold it at the scrap yard.
• You left friends at your house alone and they stripped your house for copper to sell at the scrap yard.
• You have, while on drugs, tried to sell your dog/car/house to buy more.
• You have sucked dick and been paid with drugs.
• You have been in and out of county jail on a regular basis.
• You have slept outside for more than 1 night with no place to go while on any sort of substance.
• You are an alcoholic who drinks mouthwash.
• You have been kicked out of a rehab.
• You like to sniff or huff spray paint, duster, ether on a frequent basis.
• You actually smoke freebase cocaine.
• You are a gangbanger or gang affiliate with any gang tattoos. Or have any tattoos on your face.

In all reality, if you use drugs, you may have committed 1 or 2 of these acts in your life, but that doesn't mean you're a crackhead. To be considered an official crackhead one must sit on his ass all day, drink constantly, use drugs, and break into other people's property to support his habit. If they are Caucasian, they must live in a trailer or be homeless to be considered a crackhead.

Crackheads are frowned upon by society, in cultures where a large portion of the working class is black or hispanic, crackheads run rampant. Places like Mexico and Los Angeles, are full of crackheads from all walks of life...

Note that these mugshots are from the Multnomah County Sheriffs Department for a reason.The Multnomah County Sheriffs Department located in Portland Oregon, are the fuckers responsible for creating the notorious before and after musgshots of tweakers. Which is commonly referred to as the faces of meth.

Remeber, to be a crackhead, you have got to act crazy as fuck.