WELCOME TO CANADA.
Our main export is Rush.
Trailer Park Boys was our national television show.
Montreal is the weed capital of Canada, Vancouver was the weed capital of Canada Now the downtown eastside is filled with heroin junkies and (jaw-drop) asians, but more importantly Canada is the weed capital of the world.
While Canada is not the best place in the world to live, it's absolutely one of the best. In Canada you could smoke a joint in front of a police station, get a gay-marriage and then finish the day with a publicly funded abortion.
Some may say that the country is anticipating a "skull-fucking" of the century by a recently elected Steven Harper, ©onservative majority.
Note: Adolf Hitler and Robert Mugabe were democratically elected through fear-based, classist campaigns.