Bump When High
Bump When High (also known as "Bump While High") is a near-constant thread topic in the first two pages of /weed/. It involves posting in a thread that contains "Bump When High" with the aim of having enough high individuals bumping the thread that it stays on the front page. For the love of Allah, before starting a Bump When High thread, make sure there isn't one on the first 5 pages or you will be sent to rehab.
The internet did it. True story.
- Fap when High: Posting pictures of classy ladies whilst baked. Although if posted on /weed/ it's likely to be locked, and redirected to /sa/
- Bump when nod: Used on /opi/ for roughly the same thing, except for when very high on opiates
- Bump when geeked: Used on /stim/ for when high on cocaine
- Bump when tweaking/Tweaked: Used on /stim/ for when high on amphetamine
- Bump when jenked: Used on /jenk/ for when high on butthash
- Bump when drunk: Used on /hooch/ for when hammered.
- Bump when dex'd/dis'd: Used on /dis/, usually for people on DXM, but other dissociatives are fine too.
Bump when high threads are sometimes described as retarded. Most 'bump when (insert inebriated feeling)' threads are obvious ploys by the thread starter to get a high post thread and increase his e-peen. None of these threads feature any worthwhile discussion.