Batista

Dave "Trolltista" Batista likes fish sticks, hold grudges with basketballs and drinks semen. He needs a glasses because for the sun.

Personal Life

It seems Batista's eighteen year old daughter decided to make a sex tape, the lulz spread around /wooo/ for many days.

Move Set

• Finishers
  • The Batista Bomb
  • The Batista Bite (during his Trolltista run)
• Signatures
  • Shake the ropes more vigorously than a teenager masturbating over Emma Watson
  • Injure self, forfeit title
  • Return, instantly become No #1 Contender
  • Underwhelming promo
  • Wear sunglasses indoors
  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
• Other Moves
  • The Ninja Roll

Championships Held

• WWE World Heavyweight Championship (a title he never lost, yet held 4 times)
• WWE Championship (another title he never lost, yet held twice)
• WWE Tag Team Championships
  • 1 time with Rey Mysterio (who he later turned on)
• WWE World Tag Team Championships
  • 2 times with Ric Flair (who he later turned on)
  • 1 time with John Cena (who he later turned on)
• Won the Royal Rumble in 2005