This is a list of achievements that are possible on the /wooo/ board.
- 5 - Looks legit - Don't question a storyline or a part of a storyline that doesn't make sense, and opt to see how the storyline plays out
- 5 - Fapping on the Job - Fap to the losing woman in a women's match
- 10 - It's not *that* bad... - Suspend disbelief for an entire TNA event by any means necessary
- 10 - IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT! - Mark out to a face winning a match
- 10 - Toilet Break - Use the bathroom during a women's match
- 20 - The Grandest Stage of Them All - Watch every Wrestlemania
- 20 - High Five - Watch 5 WWE Shows whilst smoking weed
- 20 - LOLTNA - Sit though an entire episode of iMPACT and Reaction
- 25 - It was me all along... - Get found out to be a samefag by way of someone else finding matching posting IDs
50 - 99
- 50 - Sup /woo/ - Refer to /wooo/ as "/woo/" and not get called out on it.
- 50 - THAT'S NOT PG - Post Clitdick and not have it deleted by a mod
- 50 - Russopalooza - For predictions of a TNA PPV on FourDown, select "random picks," and rank within the top 50 of the /wooo/ World Order group rankings
- 50 - Russopalooza Part Deux - For predictions of a TNA PPV on FourDown, manually select each match to end in a no decision (or any variant thereof where a winner is not clear), select each applicable match to have interference, and rank within the top 50 of the /wooo/ World Order group rankings.
- 50 - MINUS. FIVE. STARS. - Make a post on /wooo/ that starts a massive shitstorm (50+ posts)
- 75 - HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! BAH GAWD HE KICKED OUT! - Make a thread, have it go all the way to the last page, have it bumped (not by you), and have it accumulate 5 more posts.
100 - 499
- 100 - NOT THIS WAY, DAMNIT! NOT THIS WAY! - For predictions of a WWE PPV on FourDown, select "random picks," and rank within the top 50 of the /wooo/ World Order group rankings
500 - 999 points
- 500 - Proper Burial - Pull off a Triple H combo that doesn't suck dicks.
- 1005 - Break out the Toothpicks - Play a TNA PPV drinking game, not missing a single sip or shot, and survive.
 Minus Achievements
- -1000 - SAME OLD SHIT! SAME OLD SHIT! - Make a post or start a thread about how x promotion sucks