/psy/ achievements
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/psy/ achievements, like Stoner achievements, are a parody of the Xbox Achievement system, listing different activities one can perform while under the influence of Psychedelic drugs, each associated with a point value. To calculate your /psy/ gamerscore simply scroll through the list and add the point values for all the achievements you unlocked during your psychedelic career. Please note: This list is meant for entertainment purposes only. Taimapedia does not condone any illegal activity represented in this list. Use your heads, people. Except for taking drugs. We tend to condone taking drugs, here.
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Psychedelic Mushroom Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (5) A Journey Of A Thousand Miles - Ingest psychedelic mushrooms.
- (10) Observationist - Experience OEVs while on mushrooms.
- (10) Mind Rapist - Mind fuck someone while both of you are on shrooms.
- (10) High Society - Go to an opera while on shrooms.
- (10) Psilly Swimmer - Swim while on shrooms
- (10) Souvenir - Become obsessed with a random object you find while on shrooms
- (10) One with nature - Go camping and eat shrooms.
- (10) Pixlegrinder - Go to an arcade on shrooms.
- (15) Farmer - Grow Psilocybe Cubensis.
- (20) Experienced Farmer - Grow 3 different strains of Psilocybe Cubensis.
- (20) Forager - Successfully pick psychedelic mushrooms and trip.
- (25) Like a Hof' - Successfully perform and ingest an extraction of psilocybin
- (30) Heroic Trippin' - Ingest a 5 gram dose of dried Psilocybe Cubensis
LSD Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (-5) Turn on, tune in, drop out - Your life takes a turn for the worse because of LSD (not in terms of state-of-mind, in terms of situation)
- (5) First Awakening - Ingest any dose of LSD.
- (5) Sugar High - Ingest acid in sugar cube form.
- (5) Appreciator of Art - Sample twenty different works of blotter art.
- (5) Now you see it - Experience OEV's while on LSD.
- (5) Experienced tripper - Have at least 50 LSD experiences
- (5) Flashback - Experience a flashback.
- (5) It's Magical! - Smoke dark hash experiencing OEV's on LSD
- (5) Yogi - Have no human interaction for an entire trip.
- (5) Killing the Time - Have no idea what time of the day it is after coming down from a trip.
- (5) White Rabbit - Experience synesthesia.
- (10) Anchor - Find a totem while on LSD and bring it with you on subsequent experiences.
- (10) Day Tripper - Take acid and go about your day as normal, with no one ever realizing you're high.
- (10) Acid Bath - Take a bath while on LSD.
- (10) Acid Test - Spend an entire trip with four or more other people who are also on LSD.
- (10) Inner Beauty - Experience 2 dimensional CEV's while on LSD.
- (10) Magic Carpet Ride - Travel a total of ten miles during one trip.
- (10) 1UP dimension - Experience 3 dimensional CEV's while on LSD.
- (10) Truly Mystical - Smoke blond hash or kief while experiencing OEV's on LSD
- (10) Unexpected Highs - Take two or more hits of LSD and have them be significantly stronger than you anticipated.
- (10) I can't explain myself for I am not myself! - Have a permanently altered way of looking at the world after an LSD experience.
- (10) Candy Flipping - Experience an LSD/Ecstasy combination.
- (10) The Dark Side - Try to last 5 minutes in complete darkness experiencing OEV's on LSD
- (10) Psychedelic Trooper - Trip on LSD till the next day by dosing higher.
- (10) In the Sky with Diamonds - Completely zone out and lose your sense of reality for at least an hour on LSD.
- (15) Hippie flipping - Experience A Psilocybin/LSD combination.
- (15) Meal Ticket - While on LSD, go to a restaurant, order, eat, and pay without any mishaps.
- (20) I can be your Hero - Take at least 600ug or 6 blotters of LSD.
- (20) Acid Wash - Use acid to get over an addiction.
- (20) Eternity in a Bottle - Possess pure liquid LSD.
- (20) Heaven and Hell - Have a trip so bad you contemplate suicide to make it stop, then do LSD again within a month.
- (-20) The Fear - Have a trip so bad you contemplate suicide to make it stop, and never do LSD again.
- (25) Break on through - Successfully "break through" on LSD.
- (25) Buy the ticket, take the ride - Spend an entire acid trip at a carnival without freaking out. (+5 if you go through a haunted house/house of mirrors)
- (25) Merry Prankster - Drug a friend with acid without their knowledge, and have a good time together.
- (25) PhD in LSD - Meet a university graduated chemist who cooks LSD.
- (100) Nirvana - Reach a state of complete, undoubted, and permanent spiritual enlightenment because of LSD.
DMT Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (5) Initiated! - Ingest any dose of DMT.
- (5) Trippy Smoke - Experience OEVs while on DMT.
- (5) Au Naturel - Trip on yopo or any other plant with a naturally active DMT content.
- (10) Almost made it! - Experience the edge of almost breaking-through DMT Hyperspace.
- (15) Where Am I? - Experience a DMT breakthrough.
- (15) Delighted To See You - Meet the Machine Elves.
- (25) Psychonaut! - Ingest a very heavy DMT dose.
Mescaline Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (5) The Doors of Perception - Ingest any dose of Mescaline.
- (10) Home Grown - Grow your own cactus, then eat it.
- (10) Rare Breed - Find a dealer who sells extracted mescaline.
- (15) Enter Shaman - Take Mescaline with Native Americans as part of a ritual.
Research Chemical Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (5) Paydirt! - Find a legitimate vendor for RCs.
- (5) Not for Consumption - Buy your first shipment of research chemical online.
- (5) Unlucky - Get scammed up to twice for research chems.
- (5) Iron Stomach - Hold down your first dose of a 2c-x chemical.
- (5) Delightful Tingle - Insufflate a research chemical.
- (5) A Taste of Each - Take two RCs simultaneously.
- (5) Ignorance is Bliss - Take any dose of an unknown RC.
- (5) Brought to you by the Letter B - Take 2c-b.
- (5) Chlorinated Joy - Take 2c-c.
- (5) Nootroopic Nirvana - Take 2c-d.
- (5) To see e(verything) - Take 2c-e.
- (5) Third 'i' - Take 2c-i.
- (5) Mystic Power - Take 2c-t-7.
- (5) Tea for Two - Take 2c-t-2.
- (5) Synthetic Shrooms - Take 4-AcO-DMT.
- (5) Sat on by an Elephant - Take 5-MeO-DMT.
- (10) What Doesn't Kill You... - Survive an unknown dose of any RC.
- (10) That's not Acid - Take a DOx chemical.
- (10) Dear John... - Receive a love letter from the DEA.
- (10) Friday the 13th - Get scammed three to six times trying to buy an RC.
- (10) Connoisseur of Hallucination - Take three different phenethylamines.
- (10) Standing on the Shoulders of Giants - Take a strong dose of any research chem.
- (10) Love 2 Tryp - Take a rarer tryptamine analogue.
- (10) Big Spenda' - Spend $500 or more at once on RCs.
Researcher Achievements
- (15) Go Big or Go Home - Take 1.5x a strong dose of any RC.
- (15) The Hospital Rule - Become hospitalized for an OD on any RC.
- (15) Synesthesic Sundries - Experience synesthesia on any RC.
- (15) Amateur Chemist - Synthesize any compound from PiHKAL/TiHKAL.
- (25) Holy Grail - Obtain 4-HO-5-MeO-DMT.
- (30) Shulgin's Disciple - Create a new psychoactive compound.
Salvia Achievements
Basic Achievements
- (1) Acolyte - Successfully peak on Salvia.
- (5) Queen of the Stone Sage - Get high with someone of importance (Club Leader, Class President, The Pope, etc.).
- (5) I'm a Visual Learner - Play a song for your first Salvia trip and then not be aware that it's playing.
- (5) Flatlander - Lose all concept of depth.
- (5) A New Light - Trip your way back to a prominent childhood memory.
- (5) Dividing by Zero - Realize infinity.
- (5) Neighborhood of Make-Believe - Have a Closed Eye Visual while peaking on Salvia.
- (5) Deliciously Irresponsible - Come down to discover that your sitter got high too.
- (5) Body Art - Sweat so much that you leave an outline of yourself on the couch/table/floor.
- (5) Oops, My Bad - Have your sitter recount your trip and not have a clue what she is talking about.
- (10) Epileptic Genius - Get high while staring at a strobe light.
- (10) Raising Hell - Stare at a fire while peaking on Salvia.
- (10) Worst. Driver. Ever. - Trip on Salvia while under the influence of alcohol/marijuana.
- (10) Why, Oh Why, Didn't I Choose the Blue Pill? - Successfully pull yourself out of a trip into reality.
- (10) Penalty Box - Smoke too much Salvia too frequently and "suffer" from three day dissociation.
- (10) Two Hobbies - While tripping, experience some aspect of a video game, movie, or book.
- (10) Acolytes of the Round Table - You and a large group trip on Salvia simultaneously.
- (10) Kindergarten Wonders - You and a large group experience the come-down simultaneously.
- (10) The Passover - Have residual euphoria for more than 24 hours.
Equipment Achievements
- (5) Hot Flash - Smoke Salvia from a pipe.
- (5) Extended Vacation - As you are coming down, take another small hit to prolong your euphoria.
- (10) Ethereal Bubbles - Smoke Salvia from a water bong.
- (10) Escape Velocity Reached - Smoke Salvia from a gravity bong.
- (10) Smoking: Impossible - Successfully smoke Salvia in a joint.
- (10) What Now, Boss? - Trip into orbit while still hitting your piece.
- (10) Mr. Freeze - Smoke Salvia from a piece that cools the smoke so much that it becomes cold.
- (15) Hot Air - Break through after successfully using salvia in a vaporizer.
Shaman Achievements
- (15) Simon - Consistently remember all of your trips.
- (15) Mindfuck - Do Salvia and fall asleep, but not realize that you're dreaming. During the dream you start tripping, but you think you're still awake, when in fact you are dreaming.
- (15) Go Baby Go - Trip on Salvia for more than 20 minutes.
- (15) Total Perception - Have a trip (or trips) that appeals to each sense.
- (15) Specialized Perception - Touch reality via only one sense.
- (15) Piercing Perception - Lose touch with all senses and touch an alternate reality.
- (15) Don't tell me 'it can't be done'! - Successfully attempt a physical activity (i.e. walking) while peaking on Salvia.
- (15) Screw 'Baby Steps'! - Smoke Salvia before ever doing any other drug.
- (15) The Lewis Carroll Award - Compose/construct a work of art, inspired by a salvia trip.
- (15) Missionary - Raise three Acolytes from your Salvia with no expectation of recompense.
- (20) Diviner - Raise three Missionaries from your Salvia with no expectation of recompense.
- (20) Eternal Dream - Hot Box Salvia.
- (25) Mother of all Trips - Experience the Salvia Goddess (Lady Salvia).
